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The big bad monster wasn't green and hiding under the bed, it wore tasteless floral prints, bright scarlet lipstick and sat in the kitchen smoking and saying 'bollocks' alot. is a simple but effective way of telling someone that they are completely ridiculous. It is a humourous insult meaning that your listener is being ridiculous or silly.
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